Monday, 22 June 2009

Introducing...











Simba: I is the youngest but the boldist of us. We has been here with da Black Cat for just over a week now and we is settling in well, thow I is going ster crazee coz I iz yused to beeing an indore/owtdore kitteh, but that hissy sissy Alfie spends most of da tiem under da spair bed so he am not reddy to be alloud owt yet coz he haven't oree orryen ornita sorted owt wheer he be on akownt of he hazen't luked owt of da windoes on all sides of da howse so he nows wheer he am is. Da Black Cat tried to put a harniss on me eerlyer, but I fort her and put the bitey on her and maed her bleed, so she had to giv up. She sed it woz so she cood giv me a tayst of da owtside, but I dinnent beleev her, I fink it woz all a cunning plot to taek me to da v-e-t or sumfink. Ennyhoo, da harniss is grate to play wiv and chase and put da bitey on, but no way is I gonna be waring it!

Alfie: Beefor da Former Dadee stuffed us intu owr PTUs he inntrodoosed us to da Black Cat and tolled us, "Dis is yuor Noo Mummy" and I fink she yam okay coz wen I hid and hid and hid I wet my pants but her wazzen't kross. She jussed put the bene bag I peed on in tha sopy masheen. Dis woz afftah she and Uncle Pinky got me owt of mine hidee hole beehind all tha
junk stuff she haz down wun end of her livving rume, afftah wich I legged it upstares and fownd mai nuw home unner tha spair bed. I staid there for a squillion howrs and then I camed owt and luked all rownd tha Noo Mummy's bedrume and she new wot I wonted so she pikked me up and starrtd to karry me to tha litur box but I coodn't wate and I peed all over her and she woz soked in mai stinckee pee but she wazzen't kross, she jussed stript off all her cloves and got in tha barf and woshed all my stinkee pee off!

Tha Noo Mummy finks I luk lyke tha kitteh in tha videeo beelo but that izzen't me! My former Daddees wood nevfurr hav treeted me lyke that. Dey luffed me, dey onlee let us go coz tha dawgs chaseded us and we woz scairt!

Nekst tiem I'll tell yuo wot I didded wen the Noo Mummy and Uncle Pinky got innto the red masheen on weels to taek us heer, hee hee!




:) xxx

16 comments:

Daisy said...

Woohoooo! I am so happy and excited for you all! I cannot wait to get to know Simba and Alfie better. Staying Inside is much safer anyway.

ps: I am going to tell you a secret, Alfie. When I first came to my new home, I was very tired and I fell asleep next to my Mommie on the bed. I slept very deeply, and when my Mommie woke up, I had pottied on the bed in my sleep! So, that sometimes happens at first.

Jennifer Rose said...

aww very cute :D

The Meezers said...

we cannot wait to get know all of you!!! y'all are cute

Shadow / Molly said...

Oh guys yoo will lub it wif da black cat laddee. She will spoil yoo like crazee we fink! ConCATulations in gettin a noo wonderful furever home

Molly
Shadow
Trooder

William said...

Two new babies?? How exciting is that????

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh what a great home you all have found!

A Few Good Cats said...

Simba and Alfie, we are glad to get to know the 2 of you! From now on, you're going to have a great life!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Welcome kitties! I think we will get along just fine ...

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Yippie!!! We're so glad you came to live with Black Cat, she is going to spoil you rotten!!!

Kaze

StandTall-The Activist said...

they are so cute!

MaoMao said...

YIPPEE!!!! Alla us Ballicai are so happy to meet you, Simba and Alfie! You are such beeyootiful kitties and you have a sweet and wunnerful and loving Mommy. You are all going to be such a superduper fambly!

Lots of happy kittyhugs and purrs and lots and lots of love from alla us Ballicai and our Momma!

The Kitty Krew said...

You two iz pretty kitties and will have fun in your new home. Enjoy your new mummy!

Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew

Anya said...

Welcome lovely cats
They are all CUTE and sweet :)
Have a nice weekend

Kareltje =^.^=
Anya :)

Ailurophile said...

Ohhh Penny you have no idea how happy and excited I am for you guys. I always thought u should have some cats to share your life with considering your love for animals. And it's sooo great that you are giving a loving home now to two lovely kitties!!!

Can't wait to hear more about Simba and Alfie. Lots of love and hugs to you all :)

I gave you some awards, that you can pick up whenever you guys feel like it..

Boy n Beethoven said...

WOAH! To think I onwy wearnt about this exciting happening at your pwace now! Woooohoooo!!! Welcome!!!!! I hope you're not nervous anymore Alfie! And you wook gorgeous, Simba!

Boy

Ariel said...

Hi Simba and Alfie,

It's very nice to meet you.I don't like wearing a harness either.The first time mom put one on me.I bit her hand so bad then hid under the bed the whole day.Your both very lucky to have such a great new mom.