Bozo here. Lots (well, some) cats have asked Maomiew why, when she loves cats so much, she is slave only to an imaginary cat (moi!). Well, she says it's because she wants the house to be cat-safe and cat-friendly first.
Does this look cat-safe and cat-friendly?
And what is she doing about it?
Bug*** all as far as I can see!
Maomiew: Oh Bozo, did you have to?
Silly Maomiew, you uploaded the wrong photo, it should have been this one with my gorgeous self sitting on the trolley you eats your fuds off. BTW, you might like to use a plate now and then!
Maomiew: Nothing to do with me Bozo, this is your post - much against my better judgment!
Bozo: But you're supposed to help me!
M: Nope, not me, specially when you're dissing me!
B: Oh. What is an "imaginary cat" anyhoo?
End of Update.