Friday, 25 January 2008

Free Fings on Fry Day

William tagged me for the Three Things meme. These are the rules:

You have to post who tagged you and link back to them and then to http://www.petspics.blogspot.com/. Then you have to tag 3 other kitties, beans, woofies, or any other assorted animal.

What three things would you do that you have never done before, if you knew you wouldn't get caught, get in trouble, or suffer any consequences?

1. I would have red wine and beer delivered by the tanker-loads and as there would be no consequences, drink as much as I like without getting drunk!

2. Eat delivery curry, pizza, Chinese, fish and chips, KFC and whatever else I fancied every day so I never had to face the Evil Oven and cook anything again!

3. Have a great snog with George Clooney (oh no, just remembered, he's fallen desperately in love so can't do that. Anyway, Pinky probably wouldn't like it) so I'll have to think again... Hmm... While I'm thinking, I'd better explain, for the benefit of anycat in other countries who hasn't come across the word "snog", that it means a passionate kiss, nothing rude, heh heh!

Okay, can't think, I'll come back to this later... Ta ta for now:) xxx

Okee dokee, fly a microlite. So, I've got no head for heights (can't even change a light bulb if it involves a ladder) but no trouble, no consequences, so, I'd go for it!

I tag:

Beau Beau and Angie

Prince Muddy Paws

Opus and Roscoe


With apologies to Dr. Tweety for all the plagiarisms - couldn't resist!

33 comments:

Daisy said...

Thanks for explaining what snog means; I was not sure!

Pet's are 4 Life said...

never heard of a snog, but our momma totally wants to do that to CLooney toos!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I think that you can have whatever you want without consequences that you should go for the George Clooney thing!

Jan said...

We're confused. Are you the human or the black cat writing this? :)

All the wine and beer.... Sounds like a good time.

jans funny farm

Parker said...

Mommy likes all of your ideas - delivery food all the time would be fun!
ps - say Parker like this to sound like you are from the middle of the U.S. ---> "Parkcur"

Lux said...

Mom says she's with you about the Evil Oven!

Love your Aristocratic Title!

Jan said...

It was the wine and beer that threw us. :)

Thanks for coming by to explain.

We discovered the link doesn't work when the photos is saved from JFF. But if you email us at mercyandpercy at gmail dot com we will happily send you the code to make Blue's photo link work and we can also send you the code for the animal free food link, which we just added today.

Jans Funny Farm

The Furry Fighter said...

if you get a visitor counter from www.statcounter.com and put it on your blog it will give you the stats of who visits, where from, where they go to and what searches led people to your blog xxx

Pet's are 4 Life said...

Oh yes, momma can't waits to get the extras...she had to wait over a year to get this camera, but should be able to gets the memory thingie next months!! YeAH!

TT said...

Thank yous for stoppings by. I blushed a bit when you saids I was looking so cute.

Those are some interestings things to do if you could do thems. Mum so agrees with your #2.

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

yer blog is makin me laff an laff!
luv--jh

MoMo said...

The deliveries sound GOOD. SS, do we even have an oven? My SS doesn't cook much and, I suspect, can't cook properly!

SS says that if you do manage to get hold of Momo Pinot Noir from Marlborough, New Zealand, let her know what you think. She is no drinker and can't tell what is good or bad. The reports on this wine have been quite good though.

michico*Adan said...

No. 1~2 are so funny~~~~
hahahahaha~~~~~~

William said...

Oh, I just love fish and chips! If you get that delivery thing all worked out, can I come and visit?

Gattina said...

With all these writing cats I first thought Black Cat wrote and a cat who wants to drink beer and eat "junk" food was quite surprising, lol ! I mean Arthur wouldn't say no to a nice hamburger. BTW I didn't know that there is or was cat food named Arthur, never heard of it. Arthur was named after a great uncle, my grandma had 11 siblings so I take my cat name inspiration from these 11 aunts and uncles ! (Rosie and Lisa too, Kim and Pookie belonged to my son so it wasn't me who choose their names)

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Very cool! Those all sound like fun things to do, for a human. ;) We know our humans would like it if drinking beer and eating pizza had no negative consequences! Our dad says he runs to he can eat pizza and drink beer. ;)

Benjamin Fuzz said...

snog away!

ben & lucy

Maggy & Zoey said...

Hi There Black Cat (CatS?)... we see you have visited us, so we came by to see you. Nice to meet you... email us some of your favorite pictures sometime and we'll do some of our fun photoart just for you! Maggy and Zoey...
we're at zoolatry@gmail.com

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

We know what snogging is from the Harry Potter books.

The white mark on my tummy is from when I get fixed, the furs grow back in white where the scar is.

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Why don't people in England speak English? :-)

Mom loves the British accent. It makes her smile alot. She's supposed to meet Mrs. Drudge for a pint at a pub in London some day. When exactly is someday?

Pearl C. Pritchard said...

Hey - We live in the south of England too!!

Thanks for stopping by our blog and leaving a comment.

We agree that unlimited food and drink would be fan-freaking-tastic.

Team Tabby said...

Hi Black Cat, thanks for visiting us, and nice to meet you. We got a laugh over the free fings you'd like to do!

Mindy & Moe

Ariel said...

Yes George Cooney is dreamy I would just push his love out of the way.

Mickey said...

Hahahaha!! Those were great. Mom likes the wine & beer tanker ;)
Out weather IS stupid! Snow,rain,cold then snow,rain,cold! Arrrrrghhh!!
Purrs Mickey

Marilyn MonREOW said...

George Clooney is quite handsome, for a male bean! *smile*

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!

Karen Jo said...

I really like your three things to do without consequences. Flying a microlite sounds like a lot of fun. I could really go for all the wine, beer and food delivery, too.

MISS PEACH >(^.^) said...

Mommy is with for the #2! Curry yummy!
You better take good care of yourself and stay away from the evil oven!
Thanks for the makeup lesson too:)
George Clooney has a girl friend? We didn't know because we do not follow the Hollywood set...

Boy said...

Who's this Cwooney? Does he taste wike stinky goodness which makes it a good weason to snog him then.

goldenshade said...

No cooking.... ah then the peacemaker would have more time for me,me,me...
~Goldie

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Oh blackcat!!!

Da momee here likes ALL your ideaz. Perhaps a TANKER full of wodka, a football field of pizza (although she cannot eats da stuff 'cuz it givez her terry-bull indygestation), & mebbe a room FULL of George Clooney clonez!!!! Now, az far az da play-garizin', here iz what I haz to say on da subject: Evfurry one who creates, stealz sumpin' from sumpin' dat haz alreddy been created. We iz nuthin buts a bunch of lootin' creative bloggiez. Az da muse of Neet-she must have known: No thought iz origy-null!!! So dere ya haz it.
I LOVED yer listee!
-Dr T

Kaz's Cats said...

G'day Black-Cat, That's a great meme. Our Mum loves all 3 of your ideas, and we're pretty keen on #2, 'cos we like human food when we're allowed to have any.

Purrs

Gypsy & Tasha

Rascal said...

Ha ha! Many thanks for stopping by my blog while I've been in surgery, recovery, and diagnosis. It's encouraging to have such good friends during this difficult time. Purrs!

JB's Big World said...

I was confused by what a snog was too!
--JB